November 23 1974 at Earl of March Secondary School as part of Season #6 1974-1975
| Music by Julian Slade |
| Lyrics by Dorothy Reynolds |
| Lyrics by Julian Slade |
| Book by Dorothy Reynolds |
| Book by Julian Slade |
Newly acquired BA gowns hang heavy on the shoulders of Jane and Timothy. Having got this far, what on earth do they do next? They could get married, of course (so they do), but how can they make a living? In a London park one breathlessly warm summer day they encounter a tramp who trundles round a mobile mini-piano. Even tramps need a holiday now and then, and he invites the young graduates to look after his business interests for a month at £7 per week plus whatever they can collect. The piano is not just any old mobile mini; those who hear it find themselves dancing, even against their better judgment.
| A BISHOP | Don Pearson | |
| AMBROSE (A DRESS DESIGNER) | Pat Carroll | |
| ASPHINXIA | Ann Dubras | |
| AUGUSTINE WILLIAMS | Brooke Keneford | |
| AUNT PRU | Ann Dubras | |
| FIONA | Marg Anthony | |
| FOSDYKE (CLAMSBY'S ATTACHE) | Don Pearson | |
| JANE | Carol Strong | |
| LADY RAEBURN | Mary Mauger | |
| MANAGER (OF THE CLEOPATRA NIGHT CLUB) | Carl Anthony | |
| MARS. DAWES (MOTHER) | Brenda Robinson | |
| MR. DAWES (FATHER) | Earl McLaughlin | |
| NIGEL DANVERS | Maurice Dubras | |
| OTHER CHARACTERS & CHORUS | Dorothy Dawson | |
| OTHER CHARACTERS & CHORUS | Pat Horsey | |
| OTHER CHARACTERS & CHORUS | Anne Rombeek | |
| OTHER CHARACTERS & CHORUS | Sally Rose | |
| OTHER CHARACTERS & CHORUS | Ann Williams | |
| P.C. BOOT | Geoff Holland | |
| ROWENA | Rosemarie Lawless | |
| SIR CLAMSBY WILLIAMS (UNCLE CLAM) | Brooke Keneford | |
| THE TRAMP | Dewi Williams | |
| TIMOTHY (DAWES) | Alan Dawson | |
| TOM SMITH | Earl McLaughlin | |
| TROPPO | Rosemary Keneford |
| Director | Anne Holland | |
| Assistant To The Director | Annmarie Copple | |
| Music Director | Philip Copple | |
| Dance Choreography | Marcia Caple | |
| Production Manager | Barrie Kirk | |
| Stage Manager | Bill Williams | |
| Assistant Stage Manager | Rosemary Scott | |
| Set Construction | Bill Williams | |
| Lighting Design | Bob Horsey | |
| Lighting Design | John Gilliland | |
| Sound Design | Bob Horsey | |
| Music Performer | Philip Copple | |
| Properties | Joan McLaughlin | |
| Costumes | Annmarie Copple | |
| Costumes | Doreen Boss | |
| Costumes | Mary Mauger | |
| Make-up | Elsie Bryant | |
| Make-up | Eufron Williams | |
| Make-up | Pat Keneford | |
| Make-up | Pat Moore | |
| Programme | Rosemary Scott | |
| House Manager | Felicity Scott | |
| House Manager | Felicity Scott | |
| House Manager | Helen Hunter | |
| House Manager | Helen Hunter | |
| House Manager | Valerie Mauger | |
| House Manager | Valerie Mauger |