February 5-8, 10-15 2003 at Ron Maslin Playhouse as part of Season #34 2002-2003
| Written by Paul Rudnick |
A television actor relocates to New York with his television career in limbo. The actor is offered the opportunity to play Hamlet onstage, but he hates Hamlet. His dilemma deepens with the entrance of John Barrymore's ghost, who arrives intoxicated and in full costume to the apartment that was once his. A wildly funny duel over women, art, success, duty, television, and yes, even the apartment.
| ANDREW RALLY | Bernie Horton | |
| DEIRDRE MCDAVEY | Shelley Jean Harrison | |
| FELICIA DANTINE | Jennifer Scrivens | |
| GARY PETER LEFKOWITZ | Mark Bazerman | |
| JOHN BARRYMORE | Eric Schmidt | |
| LILLIAN TROY | Diane Côté |
| Director | Dorothy Gardner | |
| Dance Choreography | Amy Ash | |
| Dance Choreography | Suzanne Caple-Gordon | |
| Production Manager | Anne-Marie Smith | |
| Stage Manager | Nancy Cormier | |
| Assistant Stage Manager | Bob Carey | |
| Assistant Stage Manager | Corry Burke | |
| Assistant Stage Manager | Karinn Smith (Tasia) | |
| Assistant Stage Manager | Megan Prevost | |
| Stage Crew | Christine Walton | |
| Stage Crew | Erin Ryan | |
| Stage Crew | Lucia D. McRae | |
| Stage Crew | Phil Rawson | |
| Set Design | Paul Gardner | |
| Set Construction | Al Quirt | |
| Set Construction | Barry Caiger | |
| Set Construction | Ben Tolley | |
| Set Construction | Bill Williams | |
| Set Construction | Blake Gracka | |
| Set Construction | Dustin Seymore | |
| Set Construction | Guy Buller | |
| Set Construction | Jim Holmes | |
| Set Construction | Karl Wagner | |
| Set Construction | Lino Dinardo | |
| Set Construction | Martin Weeden | |
| Set Construction | Mary Holmes | |
| Set Construction | Paul Gardner | |
| Set Construction | Trevyn Watson | |
| Lighting Design | Bob Carey | |
| Lighting Design | Calie McPhee | |
| Lighting Operator | Doug McMillan | |
| Lighting Operator | Lino Dinardo | |
| Lighting Operator | Trevyn Watson | |
| Sound Design | Robert Fairbairn | |
| Sound Assistant | Phil Rawson | |
| Video Crew | Amy Adams | |
| Video Crew | Brett Kelly | |
| Video Crew | Tracey Gardner-Doyle | |
| Special Effects | Steve Duncan | |
| Properties | Lucia D. McRae | |
| Properties | Lyse Brooks | |
| Properties | Nancy Rawson | |
| Properties | Susan Trounce | |
| Costumes | Dorothy Gardner | |
| Costumes Assistant | Jen Hethrington | |
| Costumes Assistant | Jessica Neil | |
| Costumes Assistant | Linda Culbert | |
| Seamstress | Brenda Parr | |
| Seamstress | Carine Thomas | |
| Seamstress | Helen Weeden | |
| Seamstress | Linda Culbert | |
| Continuity | Brenda Scherloski | |
| Continuity | Corry Burke | |
| Continuity | Megan Prevost | |
| Make-up | Carrie Owen | |
| Make-up Assistant | Alex Ellington | |
| Make-up Assistant | Anne Crépault | |
| Make-up Assistant | Clare Todd | |
| Make-up Assistant | Sandy Wynne | |
| Hair Styling | Carol Walkey | |
| Hair Styling | Lucyanne Greenman | |
| Publicity | Susan Monaghan | |
| Programme | Dewi Williams | |
| Box Office | Dorothy Beak | |
| House Manager | Jim Ritchie | |
| Refreshments | Adèle Vickers | |
| Refreshments | Jane Maslin |