May 14-17, 21-24, 1997 at Ron Maslin Playhouse as part of Season #28 1996-1997
| Written by Mark Camoletti |
Bernard has foolishly asked his mistress, Brigit, to his home on her birthday despite the fact his wife Jacqueline is present. He has also invited his oldest friend, Robert and asks him to pretend Brigit is his mistress. Robert refuses as he is having an affair with Jacqueline, but Bernard cunningly involves him anyway. By chance, a temporary maid engaged for the evening arrives when Jacqueline and Bernard are out and her name is also Brigit. Robert mistakes her for Bernard's girl friend. Frantic complications in which identities, plots and counter plots and bedrooms are exchanged with ever increasing confusion transpire until an unexpected ending makes everyone happy including the maid who has acquired a mink coat and lots of money.
| BERNARD | Jim Holmes | |
| BRIGIT 1 | Katie (Betts) Buller | |
| BRIGIT 2 | Deborah Fawcett | |
| JACQUELINE | Jenefer Haynes | |
| ROBERT | Andrew Williams |
| Director | Glen Hussey | |
| Assistant To The Director | Rosemary Keneford | |
| Production Manager | Mary Holmes | |
| Stage Manager | Joan Ritchie | |
| Assistant Stage Manager | Carin Goodman | |
| Set Design | Ben Tolley | |
| Set Design | Earl McLaughlin | |
| Set Construction | Ben Tolley | |
| Set Construction | Bill Williams | |
| Set Construction | Earl McLaughlin | |
| Set Construction | Karl Wagner | |
| Set Construction | Martin Weeden | |
| Set Construction | Paul Gardner | |
| Set Painting | Al Quirt | |
| Set Painting | Calie McPhee | |
| Set Painting | Duncan McTaggart | |
| Set Painting | Margrit Cattell | |
| Set Painting | Mary Holmes | |
| Set Painting | Rob Johnstone | |
| Set Painting | Ron Hay | |
| Set Painting | Tom Kobolak | |
| Set Painting | Wendy Wagner | |
| Set Painting | Yvonne Leduc | |
| Furnishings | Doreen Boss | |
| Furnishings | Dorothy Shaw | |
| Furnishings | Heather Walt | |
| Furnishings | Larraine Gorman | |
| Lighting | Al Quirt | |
| Lighting | Derek Noble | |
| Lighting | Jen Hethrington | |
| Lighting | Martin Weeden | |
| Sound Design | Brooke Keneford | |
| Sound Design | Tony Clark | |
| Properties | Elsie Bryant | |
| Properties | Joan McLaughlin | |
| Costumes | Martha Johnstone | |
| Costumes | Mary Holmes | |
| Dresser | Jennifer Pedersen | |
| Continuity | Dorothy Beak | |
| Continuity | Helen Weeden | |
| Continuity | Rachel Trimmer | |
| Continuity | Yvonne Leduc | |
| Make-up | Emma Moore | |
| Make-up | Jennifer Pedersen | |
| Technical Advisor | Paul Gardner | |
| House Manager | Jim Ritchie | |
| Refreshments Coordinator | Christine Lowrie | |
| Refreshments Coordinator | Ian Lowrie |
